Happy Birthday Funny Wishes and Messages

Happy Birthday Funny Wishes and Messages wallpapers sms: One of the best times to make people laugh at themselves is their birthday. Any age is fodder for humor. Birthday greetings, with a simple joke or witty turn of phrase, are enough to amuse anyone. Here we present you a great collection of humorous birthday wishes and funny bday cards that will make your friends chuckle or even laugh out laud. Most of us cannot imagine birthday celebration without smiles, hilarious jokes and joyful laughter. So if you wish to put some humor into your congratulations, this page might be handy for you. he best type of funny birthday wishes contain age-related subjects, such as forgetfulness, backaches, napping, deteriorating eyesight, wrinkles, even the lack of sex.

Happy Birthday Funny Wishes and Messages

Funny Birthday wishes

So you say a lighter?.. I guess we will need a flame-thrower to light up all of your candles, buddy!

So tell me, buddy, how old are you now? I mean those parts that you were born with, terminator?

Let’s celebrate your birthday and stop worrying about your age… It’s too late!

Time can be a good healer, but unfortunately it is a bad beautician, and in your case it is proved… Have a great birthday!

Lately my pal has given me a fossil. You know, it reminds me somebody, who is celebrating his birthday today…

It’s freezing today and it is so good that your birthday cake with all the candles brings much more warmth than the fireplace!

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Lately it turned out that birthdays are good for your health. Research has showed that those people who have most of them, live the longest.

When you were born, you were so surprised that didn’t talk for more than a year.

A person like you is too special for just a birthday card. So keep the envelope too!

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The 4 signs of old age are:
1. Loss of memory
2. …and I can’t remember the others…

Funny Birthday Messages

I will stand and hold my breath until you promise to have a fantastic Happy Birthday. Please, please promise quickly!

Congratulations on your special day, buddy, but please be careful and don’t burn your house with so many candles on your cake.

Enjoy your birthday! May all your wishes come true and hopefully your wife doesn’t find out about them!

On your big day I wish that your failures be as few as the teeth of your grandfather!

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